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Ignis Fatuus
Watch it now! (Running time 3.5 minutes, 12MB)
Meaning an organic light that leads one astray, Ignis Fatuus is an erotic tale of fantasy and redemption. Taking place in the year 1512, during occupied France, the story follows our main character, a ruggedly handsome Rick Cable, as he hurdles through moral conundrums and impoverished platitudes. Finally ending up in the hands of the powerful yet compassionate Mistress of the East, played beautifully by Blyss Suicide, he is at first taken prisoner as a spy and only under torture does he confess his true love for both the kingdom and the Mistress. Watch it now! (Running time 3.5 minutes, 12MB) Oh, did I mention it's not work safe? There's breasts with water shot at 2000 frames per second, so don't blame me if you get fired for watching this at work. |
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Seriously, though. I shot this as my submission for the Seattle Hump Fest, an erotic film festival put on by The Stranger. It's pretty much about a guy masturbating, and his fantasy. All the slow motion stuff was shot on a special slow motion camera that Fad was very very very kind to let me use. Did I mention Fad? And how kind they are? Yeah, so, it's not rated X, if that's what you're wondering. It's more like tongue in cheek, or in this case, tongue in mustache. |
But it does feature some positively splendid shots of breasts with water running down. If you watch this at work and your ass gets fired, your boss clearly needs to chill the fuck out. If you read the above description and realize that it's a pack of lies, that it does not take place in occupied France (was France occupied in 1512? Who knows? Who cares?) well, what can I say, it seemed like the right thing to say at the time. |
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